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The Taft Papyrus

The Taft Papyrus

Alexa Blaha and Sofia Smith

The Roommate Peace Pact

Mary Kidd Lindsey and Ashton Gibbins October 24, 2025

The date is Tuesday, August 22. 23:00 o'clock. T-minus eight days until your first day at Taft. The battle has begun— you are a soldier and your life solely depends upon the decision of your Command...

Distress to Dressed: The Halloween Costume Crisis

Bernice Zhang, Staff Writer October 24, 2025

One of the worst questions I get asked every year is what I’m going to be for Halloween. I mean, it's such a simple question, yet every single time, I’m frozen and unsure what to say. Am I going as...

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Is Taft Haunted?

Michaela Lynch, Staff Writer October 24, 2025

As the morning walks to Wu grow colder and leaves start to turn, it's clear another New England fall is upon us. It's one of the most beloved times of the year at Taft, when the campus is at its most charming:...

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Day in the Life of a Performative Male

Lucy Ryan, Opinions Editor October 24, 2025

Ladies, let's be honest: the days of the jock are over. We’re done with the same mindless brutes who incoherently grunt at the TV during football games and maintain subpar personal hygiene. The Taft...

ALERT: iPad Kids are Taking Over Taft!

ALERT: iPad Kids are Taking Over Taft!

Chelsea Soetemo, A&L Editor September 30, 2025

Get ready, Taft, because ready or not, iPad kids are coming! Gen Alpha may not be little kids anymore. In fact, the oldest of the generation may already be in our midst. In just a few more years, the very...

The Crash Unravels as Rhinos Butt Heads over New Orientation

The Crash Unravels as Rhinos Butt Heads over New Orientation

Ellie Taylor and Maya Woodhall September 30, 2025

This year, Taft introduced a revamped preseason and orientation schedule: instead of varsity athletes, dorm monitors, and international students moving in on different days, this fall, the entire Taft...

From Popularity to Purpose: Reforming Our Class Committee

From Popularity to Purpose: Reforming Our Class Committee

Rachel Chae and Eleanor Lemon May 16, 2025

I was not expecting to spend my Tuesday night in C118 delicately balancing dry spaghetti, masking tapes, twine, and a marshmallow – but there I was, at 9 pm, building a pasta tower with Tatum ‘26,...

Second Semester Socials: Which is better – Winter Formal or Spring Fling?

Second Semester Socials: Which is better – Winter Formal or Spring Fling?

Zoe Chiweshe, Staff Writer May 16, 2025

                                             The Red Rhino Fund – Photo Courtesy of Robert Falcetti.   On Saturday, April 26, the Red Rhino Fund hosted the annual...

Hanging in the Balance: The Future of Taft Track

Hanging in the Balance: The Future of Taft Track

Tate Celebi, Head Writer May 16, 2025

Track and Field has a long and successful history at Taft, bringing together distance runners, sprinters, throwers, jumpers, and even pole vaulters into one team that competes across seventeen events....

Clubs at Taft: Abundance or Overload?

Clubs at Taft: Abundance or Overload?

Allison Palmer, Editor-in-Chief April 25, 2025

The student body at Taft is generally well-rounded, balancing demanding academics, elite sports teams, and impressive extracurriculars. But walking down Main Hall, I couldn’t help but notice the new...

Death by Desk Chair: A Campus Crisis

Death by Desk Chair: A Campus Crisis

Holly Richard, Head Writer April 25, 2025

Imagine getting your worst math grade of the year back on third-floor Wu. Bordering on tears, you trudge all the way to the history wing for the in-class essay that you’ve been dreading all day, just...

The Rock in Space: PLUTO

Quinn Leonard, Staff Writer 24-25 April 25, 2025

Since the dawn of time, the space rock Pluto had been at the top of the extraterrestrial hierarchy. It was designated as a planet–simple yet elegant. The ancient Sumerians worshipped Pluto as their healing...

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